Happy B-Day NOTE

This is by far one of my FAVORITE notes. Technically I didn't "find" this note, it was given to me as a birthday gift. Best. Gift. Ever. It was written by my VERY talented bestie, Cho. If she wasn't so set on becoming a business women I would definitely say she had an air-tight (or tizzite?) rap career ahead of her. The next Slim Shady? I think so.


YO LO.


I know this is deLAYed, and it's already been your birthDAY.
but here's your killer rap, so don't give me any crap.
I love you and I miss you.
I wish I was with you.
But you are in paradise and "I here counting rice". (like a korean)


You bewitched my childHOOD
and saw me through wild baked GOODs.
from olsen twin marathons and watching She's the Man
to harry potter fan clubs and playing late night rock band.


One time I fell down the stairs, and Whitney Hit me with her ring.
And you laughed all the while, and lizzed like a king.
You love TV as much as Me, and that makes us a great team.
WE make lots of fun, of just about everyone. (ahem... mainly annie and non-white people)
and that makes us the bomb.com


love you!
Cho

Found @ Church...Yep, you read that right.

STEPH*! How'd your hair hold out?!

So. When George* and Lela* was getting married they went into the waiting room guess who was there...Sarah*. By coincidence she was BAWLING she talked to my Aunt & said she lied to her parents about Kevin* hitting her & how she went back & told them it was a lie.

They don't believe her!?

They don't believe she lied? Why?

So this is the little gem of a note I found that inspired me to start this blog. Pretty crazy note right? But the best part of this note is... it was found at church! No joke. Not to mention I found it right before the meeting started so my brother and I were laughing at a not-so-appropriate time.... Ha ha. Let's be honest for a sec, if you wrote a note like that would you leave it lying around for everyone to find, at church no less? Probably not. But let's thank whoever did....because you made my day a lot funnier.

PS- Spelling, grammar, and punctuation are NOT changed. Only the names.

The Beginning

OK. I have had a DIVINE REVELATION. (But for real, it came to me in church.) Have you ever had a good idea in the middle of the night, turned over, grabbed whatever you could find, scribble it down, doze off again and then wake up in the morning to utter nonsense? Pretty much that exact scenario has happened to me time and time again. When I read the notes the next morning sometimes I think a monster broke into my room during the night and left a message to scare me. Nope folks, that is just my crazy mind trying to change the world with wonderful ideas...that make NO sense. Even though my thoughts make no sense sometimes, they can be EXTREMELY hilarious. And that is when it hit me. Why not share these nonsense notes with the world?! (or at least friends.) If I get a kick out of funny notes, I am sure at least one other person will too. Welcome to Notes People Write. The blog that connects you with funny notes people write and I, or someone else, find and share with the good people of the inter-web. My only hope is that you enjoy these notes as much as I do!

OTHER INFORMATION:
* names have been changed
**edited for content and clarity